Halifax's Whipping Boy
Damn Halifax bank and their stupid overdraft facilities... I went over my overdraft last month. I tried to get some money in the account so I didn't incur any charges, borrowed some money etc., but it took too long to get into the account and I was overdrawn. They charged me £35 per transaction. It ended up as £245.

So now I will be £595 down for next month. I will almost inevitably go overdrawn because of course I am going to be broke after I've paid my rent.
I hate my life.
Still I just ate a Raspbery Ruffle bar. It was yummy. It couldn't have been tastier if it tasted like the roasted hearts of Halifax shareholders. I hope they sleep well. Of course they do, they are growing RICH on the backs of poor saps like me with exactly zero effort. Damn them all to hell.